I have started making my clone army.

I am creating life!

This morning while Maggie went to soccer practice I took out my chemicals and added water. The red ones are definitely growing fast. I think they'll be ready in a couple of days and then I'll put some on my forehead and maybe clone myself. Once I have a lot of mes, I'll have the clones do homework for me. All of it. I also plan to use them as an army. They will protect me and I'll be in charge -- President -- of them. And then my mom won't be able to tell me what to do. My clone army will not listen to her. Now with my clones, I'll be in charge of the house! I'm going to need some big boxes to keep my clones apart. Otherwise, they might take over.

Hey world! More Pauls!

Actually, I'm going to put the red ones on my forehead right now. That fell off. Maybe I need to tape them to my head. I'll let you know how this turns out later. Actually, you will already know because you will see lots of Pauls very soon.

Update: I am just putting the test tubes directly on my head, along with an icepack. The icepack will help grow the clones faster, of course. Also, since cold makes stuff shrink, I will make the clones small by using ice. I'm going to go lay down and wait for stuff to start happening. My body needs to process this.