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RIP SpaceBat (That means Rest In Peace)

They never found SpaceBat. If I went to his funeral, I would be quiet and it would be real weird. Here's the whole story. It's true.

Over and out.

I have something improtant to tell you.

I have decided what I am going to be when I grow up...the Mayor of Cheverly! I could tell everyone what to do, but really, I want to do it just for the heck of it. I actually know the Mayor of Cheverly -- once I even helped her at the Market. I helped her carry chairs. I've also helped a council member or two.

My campaign slogan: "Parents Don't Tell Kids What To Do". Do you like it? I think it will be really good.

My mom would like me to remind everyone in Cheverly that town elections are on May 4.

By the way, today I saw a lot of morons.

One more thing: I am thinking I should make a movie. Does anyone have any good ideas? Right now I'm going to go interview my sister again and make a house tour movie.

It is snowing in my town!!!!!!!

I'm having a lot of fun today in the snow. I'm going to make a snowman later, but so far, I've just thrown snowballs at my mom and my sister (I accidentally threw a couple of them right in her face...whoops.) When we heard at school that we'd get out early, I thought "AWESOME" and we had to wait a long time, which was kind of hard. When we got out, I threw a snowball at Quentin, who didn't do anything.

I hope school is cancelled tomorrow, even though it's student appreciation day. But maybe they could appreciate me later. Maybe we could have it on Thursday -- my teacher says she really wants to appreciate us.

I have started making my clone army.

I am creating life!

This morning while Maggie went to soccer practice I took out my chemicals and added water. The red ones are definitely growing fast. I think they'll be ready in a couple of days and then I'll put some on my forehead and maybe clone myself. Once I have a lot of mes, I'll have the clones do homework for me. All of it. I also plan to use them as an army. They will protect me and I'll be in charge -- President -- of them. And then my mom won't be able to tell me what to do. My clone army will not listen to her. Now with my clones, I'll be in charge of the house! I'm going to need some big boxes to keep my clones apart. Otherwise, they might take over.

Hey world! More Pauls!

Actually, I'm going to put the red ones on my forehead right now. That fell off. Maybe I need to tape them to my head. I'll let you know how this turns out later. Actually, you will already know because you will see lots of Pauls very soon.

Update: I am just putting the test tubes directly on my head, along with an icepack. The icepack will help grow the clones faster, of course. Also, since cold makes stuff shrink, I will make the clones small by using ice. I'm going to go lay down and wait for stuff to start happening. My body needs to process this.

Happy New Year!

Happy 2009 to you! I hope you have a good new year. I hope you have fun!

I'm going to start interviewing people and reviewing TV shows and movies. Here's my first interview (but it's actually really just what we like to do and not a real interview) and review:

INTERVIEW #1

My dad likes to play music.

I play video games.

Maggie likes to play guitar.

My mom likes to knit.

And that's my family.

TV SHOW REVIEW #1

Why is it that on Gilligan's Island, they can never fix a boat, even though they can make a dryer, which is more complicated? I went to the Gilligan's Island website, but they didn't have an answer. I might join the fan club though.

My New Year's resolution is to try to make it look like I'm paying attention in school more, even though I already do and I always get in trouble for no reason. That's what really happens. I just hope Mrs. Tam is reading this.

My Dad